Body, Sex and Blah Blah Blah

The little guy had his first "official" sex ed class this week. (And no, I am not referring to Paris.)

-What did you do today? I ask.

-We had an assembly, he replies.

-Oh, what for?

-Body, sex and blah blah blah.

-What?

-Body, sex and blah blah blah.

-What did they talk about?

-You know, private parts and stuff.

-Oh. (My hubby and I exchange silly raised-eyebrow looks, obviously impressed.) Did you talk about how to make babies?

-Yep.

-Did you talk about safe sex?

-Yep.

-Did you talk about condoms?

-Yep.

-Did you talk about "insert proper name of private parts here."

-Yep.

-Hmmmmm. That's cool..... What did you think of it?

-Boring and disgusting and blah blah blah.

-Did you learn anything new?

-Nope.

Well, there you have it folks. A tiny glimpse into the day in the life of a grade one boy who had to sit through a boring, disgusting assembly about body, sex and blah blah blah.